What it is:

OhMiBod Club Vibe Sound Activated Bullet is the perfect dance partner at any nightclub or concert. This wearable bullet with a velvety finish vibrates and pulses with the ambient sounds in a room—even to your lover’s voice—giving you an extra thrill with every pulse. The discreet controller clips to your waistband so you can get off wherever you get down. Club Vibe also works with your iPod® iPhone™ or any mp3 player. It also has a manual mode allowing you to choose from seven vibrating patterns.

Specs:

• Bullet vibe measures 1 1/8″ long and 5/8″ in diameter.
• Controller measures 3″ long, by 1 ½” wide and ¾” deep.
• Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic non-toxic, non-porous ABS plastic with PU coating for velvety finish.
• Phthalate free.

What it’s good for:

A whole new kind of night club/party experience! It’s a clit stimulator just like most bullets, but there aren’t 1 to 3 speeds with this little baby, it has a huge range because it is sound sensitive! The louder the sound, the stronger the vibe!

My experience with it:

I was so excited about this toy when I got it! We took it out of the packet, hooked it up to hubby’s iPhone and I nearly hit the roof with the lightening-strength, constant vibe produced listening to Metallica! Hint to all women – don’t let your husband choose the music on the first run! Something with more melody and a good beat is a great choice. You could even create your own “sound track” that starts slower and increases in beat and intensity, and see which song gets you over the edge!

We enjoyed that part!

We then decided to test drive this baby out on the road! Well, not the road literally but we went to a birthday party which we thought would have music. The G-string was comfortable although when it says it’s designed for the bullet, it’s not really, there was no specific little pocket for it to go in or anything, so you could wear any underwear and it would work just as well!

Now the problem was I was wearing a dress and had nowhere to really clip the microphone box thingy. I got to wear a gun around my thigh as part of my “costume” so was able to clip it there, but it occurred to me that if I was going out to a club, I’d have to wear a 2 piece outfit to clip it to something and then it would be where others could see it. Not that many people would look at it and know what it was but still, it wasn’t real stealth like and I’m not sure I’d want to answer “what is that?” question by the bouncers as I get carded and pat down for other lethal weapons!

We got to the party and the music was nice and loud so decided to turn it on while I was sitting down on the edge of the dance floor and have to admit, it felt awesome! I couldn’t move, couldn’t speak so how I was going to get up and dance with it on was beyond me… I was way too… um… distracted to do that! Speeches came up, the music was turned off and I thought it might be amusing to try and keep a straight face for the duration, plus I’d be standing up so I could work on that whole functioning at the same time is vibing thing…

When I stood up it stopped! I sat down and turned everything off and on and unplugged the wires, plugged them in again and nothing. I was very disappointed. When we got back to the car we took it apart and tried again and it worked! Go figure! I left it on as I was designated driver, and thank god I did, I was wrecked but because I had that little buzzing toy nestled up to my clit, vibing to the music in the car, I was kept wide awake ☺

My conclusion to this toy is that it’s a great idea for home use, just not very practical to go out. Plus with all the wires and connections there is too room for error and breakage, which can make it somewhat unreliable. If there was a way to make the same bullet sound activated without the box and wires, that would truly be a “club vibe” worth getting!!

Rating:

6.5/10

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